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October 27, 2014

U.S. Government Has Gone Mad

Back when I bought the banned cans, I knew that our masters in Washington, D.C. will find a way to top that. Bought some tires online today, and the confirmation e-mail contained the following peculiar notice:

Note: As a complimentary service to you, the Tire Identification Codes for the tires you purchased have been automatically registered with the Department of Transportation (DOT).

The only reason for this that I can imagine is if they ever find a tire in a landfill, they identify it, then send a SWAT team to apprehend you (and then they kill you by accident).

Oh and if you sell your old tires to a guy who cuts your lawn, it's a felony, probably.

Posted by: Pete Zaitcev at 04:09 PM | Comments (1) | Add Comment
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1 Buh-what?  I've never even heard of such a thing.

Posted by: Mauser at October 28, 2014 12:48 AM (TJ7ih)

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